I'm a terrible blogger as of late....

I've not been the best blogger lately. I've had so much going on but have neglected the blogging world. Sorry. I've got some great new scrapbook pages to upload that I've done.... as soon as I can take some pictures. I've had that late night scrapbooking bug as of late. The creative juices have been flowing and I told Luke today that I think I've gone completely outside of the box. I'm not trying to toot my own horn but I think eclectic scrapbooking is "just me"! You can be the judge when you see it. So anyways. Life is good here. Jack goes to school tommorrow for the first time. He is in a pre-school program at a local high school that instructs those high schoolers that are thinking about becoming teachers. There are 2 girls to every student (10 students in all and 3 of the kids are Jackson's friends from church). Let's just say, Jackson loves older women so he should be fine. We did a "drive by" and "meet and greet" yesterday and he wanted to stay and it was just the teacher there. We went to Target last night and picked out the "bumble bee transformers" backpack and those yummy smelling crayons and I didn't cry a bit. I'm really excited for him, plus I'm excited that (the good Lord willing) I will have two days a week where I have a few hours of free time. CRAZY STUFF HERE. I gave up "Mandy" time a long time ago it seems but wouldn't trade "Mommy" time for the world. He's definitely worth it but don't get me wrong... Going to Wal-mart without Jackson precariously perched on top of 12 flats of soft drinks to fill the drink machine every week is going to take some getting use to. Every day with him is a precious treasure and knowing me... I'll be that mom that pops in to sit in the classroom looking through the one way window to see what he's up to. And actually, Luke will probably be there before me. He's a super softy when it comes to Jack-a-roo Chops. So anyways, hope you have a good night and I'll share with you an email that Dee and I laughed about in her office today. Very cute if you haven't seen it before. Over and Out.

Judas Asparagus

A child was asked to write a book report on the entire Bible.
This is amazing and brought tears of laughter to my eyes.
I wonder how often we take for granted that children understand
what we are teaching???

Through the eyes of a child:

The Children's Bible in a Nutshell

In the beginning, which occurred near the start, there was
nothing but God, darkness, and some gas. The Bible says,
'The Lord thy God is one, but I think He must be a lot older than that.
Anyway, God said, 'Give me a light!' and someone did.
Then God made the world.
He split the Adam and made Eve. Adam and Eve were naked,
but they weren't embarrassed because mirrors hadn't been
invented yet.
Adam and Eve disobeyed God by eating one bad apple, so they were
driven from the Garden of Eden.
Not sure what they were driven in though, because they didn't have cars.
Adam and Eve had a son, Cain, who hated his brother as long
as he was Abel.
Pretty soon all of the early people died off, except for Methuselah, who lived
to be like a million or something.
One of the next important people was Noah, who was a good guy,
but one of his kids was kind of a Ham. Noah built a large boat and
put his family and some animals on it. He asked some other people
to join him, but they said they would have to take a rain check.
After Noah came Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob. Jacob was more
famous than his brother, Esau, because Esau sold Jacob his
birthmark in exchange for some pot roast. Jacob had a son
named Joseph who wore a really loud sports coat.
Another important Bible guy is Moses, whose real name was
Charlton Heston. Moses led the Israel Lights out of Egypt
and away from the evil Pharaoh after God sent ten plagues on
Pharaoh's people. These plagues included frogs, mice, lice,
bowels, and no cable.
God fed the Israel Lights every day with manicotti. Then he gave
them His Top Ten Commandments.
These include: don't lie, cheat, smoke, dance, or covet your
neighbor's stuff.
Oh, yeah, I just thought of one more:
Humor thy father and thy mother.
One of Moses' best helpers was Joshua who was the first
Bible guy to use spies. Joshua fought the battle of Geritol and
the fence fell over on the town.
After Joshua came David. He got to be king by killing a
giant with a slingshot. He had a son named Solomon who had
about 300 wives and 500 porcupines. My teacher says he was wise,
but that doesn't sound very wise to me.
After Solomon there were a bunch of major league prophets.
One of these was Jonah, who was swallowed by a big whale and then
barfed up on the shore. There were also some minor league
prophets, but I guess we don't have to worry about them.
After the Old Testament came the New Testament. Jesus is the
star of The New. He was born in Bethlehem in a barn.
(I wish I had been born in a barn too, because my mom is always saying
to me, 'Close the door! Were you born in a barn?' It would be nice to say,
'As a matter of fact, I was.')
During His life, Jesus had many arguments with sinners like
the Pharisees and the Republicans.
Jesus also had twelve opossums. The worst one was Judas Asparagus.
Judas was so evil that they named a terrible vegetable after him.
Jesus was a great man. He healed many leopards and even
preached to some Germans on the Mount.
But the Republicans and all those guys put Jesus on trial before
Pontius the Pilot. Pilot didn't stick up for Jesus. He just washed his hands instead.
Anyways, Jesus died for our sins, then came back to life again.
He went up to Heaven but will be back at the end of the Aluminum.
His return is foretold in the book of Revolution.