Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Ragball 101

Basics of Ragball (Number 1): Get the proper "serious" look and stance. (Love your mama even though she takes a million pictures of you)
#2 Get your hat on the right way
#3 Line up properly
#4 Watch your coaches for proper ragball instruction and pray they don't hurt themselves
#5 See if you can just leap over the bases instead of actually touching them
#6 Invite all your sisters and cousins to watch you play

#7 Convince all your male friends from church to join
#8 Deck yourself out in your favorite Football Team colors while playing ragball
#9 Run to your dad whose on first base
#10 Get the proper send off from dad
#11 Wear your number proudly

#12 Be just as confused as your coach is but try to look like you know what you are doing
#13 Label your hat just in case you are hit in the head with a ball and forget who you are
#14 Try to hold the fence up so all first basemen don't get hit by the fence
#15 Try not to hit your coach in the head while swinging even though he insists on standing that close
#16 Have a mom on the field (actually standing on 3rd base) documenting your every move




No comments: